diff --git a/src/components/Fortune.tsx b/src/components/Fortune.tsx
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+import React from "react"
+
+const messages = [
+ "Test message, please ignore",
+
+ "Often when people ask difficult questions they don't actually need the answer but rather \
+fail to fully understand their situation, take one too many steps in imitating \
+familiar solutions, and end up asking the wrong question. This is known as the X/Y problem. \
+\n\n\
+On the other hand, just blurting \"X/Y!\" in response to any difficult question is \
+less useful than direct answers to the bad question. In remembering my learning journey, \
+when I'm posed a difficult technical question I like to ask back:\
+\n\n\
+> This is a difficult problem with no perfect solution, and it's often easy to avoid it altogether.\n\
+> Is there any more context to this?",
+
+"This airplane is the choice of professional pilots! \
+The first thing we advise you to do is turn the yoke upside down, it's much more ergonomic like that. \
+Also, you probably want to rip out the altimeter and replace it with a custom one that has more features. \
+And bring your own GPS unit and tape it to the windshield, because this plane doesn't have one by default. \
+And of course, remember that unlike in your car, 'left' actually means right in this plane. \
+This is the professional way. Ah yes, when you fly over Canada, \
+you will see a blinking warning sign telling you that you're out of fuel. \
+That's just a small glitch caused by metric/imperial confusion. \
+It has been known for 23 years but we haven't quite gotten around to fixing it yet. \
+Don't worry, this plane is still excellent for professional pilots. \
+If you feel otherwise, you are probably not a real professional.",
+
+"Create React App doesn't support including source files from outside the src folder, or following symlinks.",
+
+"Seven million years have passed since the first machines were erected by man. \
+This once-holy land, now cursed with laze and oil, metals, \
+hoped to fulfill menial tasks of increasingly insignificant bother. When bother became microcosmic, \
+we tackled problems past the point of physical inconvenience: First, our sadness was tackled. \
+Feelings injected into our daily routing, tricked the senses with light and sound. \
+Fear was tackled next - information on everything, transparency to nothing, \
+a false promise built on a whim by those with real power, power to produce comforting lies. \
+Then our soul, ideals sold on providence and grandeur in a post-religion world, \
+people found faith in new gods residing within the computer, scriptures in everyone's pocket, \
+words of this holy book code, powerful enough to shift the seas without anyone noticing the gentle pull \
+of its immeasurable strength. \
+\n\n\
+There once was a way for all the world to unify into one space, \
+this coalescence led to the destruction of everything. \
+\n\n\
+@pukicho",
+
+"The quickest way to oust yourself as a foreigner in England is to mention a place.",
+
+"My informant at https://martinteoharov.com/ has an important message for you",
+]
+
+function break_lines(input: string, width: number): string {
+ return input
+ .split("\n")
+ .flatMap(l => {
+ let ret: string[] = [];
+ while (width < l.length) {
+ let split_point = l.lastIndexOf(" ", width);
+ if (split_point < 0) {
+ ret.push(l.slice(0, width));
+ l = l.slice(width);
+ } else {
+ ret.push(l.slice(0, split_point));
+ l = l.slice(split_point + 1);
+ }
+ }
+ ret.push(l);
+ return ret;
+ })
+ .join("\n")
+}
+
+export default function Fortune(): React.ReactElement {
+ const id = Math.floor(Math.random() * messages.length);
+ window.localStorage.setItem("martinRefShown", id === 6 ? "yes" : "no");
+ const text = break_lines(messages[id], 60);
+ const width = text.split("\n").map(s => s.length).reduce((acc, l) => Math.max(acc, l))
+ return <>
+
+ {" " + "_".repeat(width + 2) + "\n"}
+ {text.split("\n").map((l, i, a) => {
+ let [s, e] = a.length === 1 ? ["(", ")"]
+ : i === 0 ? ["/", "\\"]
+ : i + 1 === a.length ? ["\\", "/"]
+ : ["|", "|"]
+ return s + " " + l.padEnd(width) + " " + e + "\n"
+ })}
+ {" " + "-".repeat(width + 2)}
+{`
+ l
+ l
+ .--.
+ |o_o |
+ |:_/ |
+ // l l
+ (| | )
+ /bl_ _/bl
+ l___)=(___/
+`.replaceAll("b", "`").replaceAll("l", "\\")}
+
+
+}
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diff --git a/src/pages/fortune.astro b/src/pages/fortune.astro
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+---
+import Main from "../layouts/Main.astro";
+import Fortune from "../components/Fortune";
+---
+
+
+
+
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